I have a Lamp

"HELLO..... I can hear you out there..... I, I , I have a lamp?; I HAVE A LAMP!"
*** door slam,
"911"
"Someone just broke into my house... Can you send the police?"
Policeman: " Hello, are you in here?"
"YES! I am here..."
Policeman: " Well there does not seem to be anybody here, and it looks like you forgot your key in the door."

***Next Day
I open my door and find a note and gift;

Note:
Sorry to have scared you last night. I just moved into the neibourhood and live on the next block, all the houses here look the same and I came to the wrong house; funny thing is I thought I had been robbed when I came in, because nothing looked right. I am not sure why but we seem to have the same lock, as my key worked in your door. Don't worry about returning the key as I am changing my locks today. Again sorry for scaring you.

ps. I am glad you have a lamp, but thought maybe a Bat would sound better!

(Although this story is not true for me... Murphy's Law says, "Somewhere someone will have the same house key as you!")